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Momisms!

These words have come out of all moms for generations now. You've heard your mom say it hundreds of times and probably you are now using them yourself. Here are some of these momisms for you to read and enjoy:

Note: - Put correct Smileys and Emoticons with the statements.

  • Why? Because I said so, that's why!
  • I'm going to give you until the count of three!
  • It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt .
  • 'I don't know' is NOT an answer.
  • I would never have talked to my mother like that!
  • I'm not running a taxi service.
  • If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
  • Someday your face will freeze like that.
  • It hurts me more than it hurts you.
  • I love you.
  • Money doesn't grow on trees!
  • Were you born in a barn? Shut the door!
  • Go ask your dad.
  • I'm not talking just to hear my own voice!
  • I hope someday when you have kids they're just like you, then you'll know.
  • Jack, John, James, Johnnson, whatever your name is.....
  • If you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon will grow in your stomach.
  • As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say.
  • Shut your mouth and eat.
  • Don't ask me WHY. The answer is NO.
  • So it's raining? You're not sugar -- you won't melt.
  • Act your age.
  • Don't use that tone with me!
  • I'm not everyone else's mother - I'm your mother.
  • You better wipe that smile off you face before I do it for you.
  • AFTER you pick up your room, make your bed, brush your teeth and comb your hair, THEN you can go out to play.
  • Are your hands broken - pick it up yourself - I'm not your maid.
  • Tired? How can you be tired? I was never tired at your age.
  • Don't you have anything better to do with yourself?
  • Don't make me come in there!
  • Don't roll your eyes at me.
  • I'm not going to ask you again.
  • What do I look like, your maid!